Don't be a jerk and buy your ladyfriends some run-of-the-mill earrings. Buy them one-of-a-kind earrings so cute, your teddy bear will puke poly-fil! The lovely Miss Meghan at Birdcage Jewelry (dig that logo!) invited me to collaborate with her. These are the results!

Heart clouds! Acrylic paint on metal and plastic! $14 each (shipping included)	Sneakers! Acrylic paint on metal and plastic! $14 each (shipping included)	Snowmen! Acrylic paint on metal and plastic! $14 each (shipping included)	Staring faces Acrylic paint on metal and plastic! $14 each (shipping included)

Mouthless faces Acrylic paint on metal and plastic! $14 each (shipping included)	Fishbones Acrylic paint on metal and plastic! $14 each (shipping included)