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here's how to order from this site:

STEP 1: Choose which of these absolute masterpieces you want.

STEP 2: Email me and let me know-- someone@dwellephant.com

STEP 3: Pay me-- cash, check, or PayPal. You choose, because choice is fun.

STEP 4: Bask in your newfound superiority to your non-art-owning friends.



PAINTED RECORDS!
Scratched records, all dolled up, dwellephant-style. Appropriate for every wall in the house, kenickie!

Pink Girl Record
$50
Skull + crown + water = this thing!
$50
King Rainbow
Worm-thing
$50



DIRTY DRAWINGS
When the paper that covers my drawing table is too dirty to continue using, I cut it into 5" x 7" squares and make quick marker drawings on them. Some of them have dirty words, too. See what I did there? All that "dirty?" Most of these are brand new, with a few old ones at the bottom.

SOLD!
#2
$20
5" x 7"
#3
$20
5" x 7"
#4
$20
5" x 7"


SOLD!

 
SOLD!
#7
$20
5" x 7"
#8
$20
5" x 7"


#9
$20
5" x 7"
SOLD!
#11
$20
5" x 7"
#12
$20
5" x 7"


#13
$20
5" x 7"
#14
$20
5" x 7"
#15
$20
5" x 7"
#16
$20
5" x 7"


#17
$20
5" x 7"
#18
$20
5" x 7"
#19
$20
5" x 7"
#20
$20
5" x 7"


#21
$20
5" x 7"
#22
$20
5" x 7"
#23
$20
5" x 7"
#24
$20
5" x 7"



Random Things
We make a lot of stuff. Sometimes we forget to put this stuff online, in case people want it. That's what all this is—stuff we forgot to put online, until now.

B-ball Monster! • 19" x 24" • $80 (shipping included)
This thing's as big as a poster, and as awesome as Magic Johnson's sweet hook shot.
If they ever make Space Jam 2: Asteroid Boogaloo, this guy better get a leading role.


Bunch of pink faces • 15 " x 20" • $80 (shipping included)
If you have a great imagination, or a tendency to avoid sobriety on the weekends,
hanging this painting in your home would lead to endless hours of fun.


SOLD!
SKULLS AND
STRIPES
$40 + s/h
4" x 6"
HAPPIEST
$40 + s/h
4" x 6"


ROCKET POP
GIRL
$75 + s/h
4.5" x 8.5"

WHAT'S THIS
DUDE UP TO?
$50 + s/h
9" x 12"
RED FACE
$50 + s/h
9" x 12"
SKULLS & ARMS
$50 + s/h
9" x 12"


BOOMBOX
IN SPACE
$100 + s/h
9" x 12 "

SOLD!
GIRL GHOST
$50 + s/h
7" x 17.75"
SOLD!

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MUCCA PAZZA LIMITED-EDITION SCREENPRINTED POSTER
$12 (shipping included)
A few years ago, we created these for a great show here in Milwaukee.
Somehow, we still have some of these left. Printed by the world's greatest
people at Orchard Street Press, only 100 of these 3-color eye-treats were made.
And yes, we created those letter-forms ourselves.