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But if you don't feel like signing up for an Etsy account,
here's how to order from this site:

STEP 1: Choose which of these absolute masterpieces you want.

STEP 2: Email me and let me know-- someone@dwellephant.com

STEP 3: Pay me-- cash, check, or PayPal. You choose, because choice is fun.

STEP 4: Bask in your newfound superiority to your non-art-owning friends.


RANDOM THINGS
ANGRY CANVAS TOTE
$15 (+ s/h)
 This greatest thing ever measures
a solid 10.5" x 13.75," is flat-bottomed
(like the girls from that one Queen song),
and opens to reveal 5" of storage depth!

Designed by yours truly, printed by
Orchard Street Press, and less than 30 left!
LOVE LETTER
$15 (+ s/h)
One of our favorite bands, with one
of our other favorite bands opening.

These are limited-edition of 100,
designed by me, and printed by--
you guessed it-- Orchard Street Press.

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NEW ORIGINAL ART!

LOST IN
SPACE
$60 + s/h
4" x 6"

SKULLS AND
STRIPES
$40 + s/h
4" x 6"
HAPPIEST
$40 + s/h
4" x 6"
GREEN THINGY
$25 + s/h
5" x 5 "
THE FLASH?
$60 + s/h
6" x 9 "


ROCKET POP
GIRL
$80 + s/h
4.5" x 8.5"

WHAT'S THIS
DUDE UP TO?
$100 + s/h
9" x 12"
RED FACE
$100 + s/h
9" x 12"
SKULLS & ARMS
$100 + s/h
9" x 12"


BOOMBOX
IN SPACE
$120 + s/h
9" x 12 "

BIRD-THDAY PARTY
$65 + s/h
12" x 9 "
TIGERS GALORE
$50 + s/h
5" x 8 1/8 "
VIKING, CHILLIN'
ON A BOAT
$100 + s/h
8 1/2 " x 11 "

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LOVE LETTERS! • $12 + $2 s/h or $30 for one of each + $2 s/h
Some folks say, "If you love someone, set them free." That sounds like a stupid idea to us.
So we're editing that old-as-time phrase to, "If you love someone, BUY THEM ONE OF THESE!"
And we made a bunch of each design, too. So if you're polyamorous, don't worry:
we have all your lovers covered! (Measure 4 1/4" x 6 7/8")
LOVE LETTER (plain)
acrylic and spray paint
on old romance novel page
LOVE LETTER (mustache)
acrylic and spray paint
on old romance novel page
LOVE LETTER (toothy)
acrylic and spray paint
on old romance novel page

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OWLS! • $20 each (plus $2 s/h)
Why all the owls? Why not?!? Everyone loves an owl. Except mice. Largely because owls eat mice. Sometimes, anyway. Each of these is measures 4" x 6" and is based on the same drawing, but is painted with slight differences. It's kind of a metaphor for the world, eh?
1. SOLD!
2. SOLD!
3. Feathery owl
saying, "Why?"
$20 + s/h
4. Purply
sleeping owl
$20 + s/h

5. SOLD!

6. Purple owl
saying, "who?"
$20 + s/h

7. Stripey-armed
owl
$20 + s/h
8. SOLD!
9. SOLD!

10. Green owl
saying, "Owl!"
$20 + s/h


11. SOLD!
12. SOLD!
13. Green & yellow
owl in love
$20 + s/h
14. SOLD!

15. Messy owl
dreaming of a bird
$20 + s/h

16. SOLD!
17. Yellow owl
dreaming of sleep
$20 + s/h
18. SOLD!

19. SOLD!
20. Turquoise and
red owl
$20 + s/h
21. Owl that's all
about himself
$20 + s/h
22. SOLD!

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DIRTY DRAWINGS! • $12 each (plus $2 s/h)
These 5" x 7" betterments of society are drawn (quickly) on the giant sheets of brown or white kraft paper that cover my drawing table. When the paper gets dirty, I take it down. But rather than throw it away like a wasteful first-worlder, I put it to good use!

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