HOW TO BUY SOMETHING HERE:

1. Choose what you want, email me and let me know.

2. I remove it from the page so no one else buys it.

3. You pay me with cash, check or PayPal.

4. Once the payment clears, your art gets shipped, and you get happy!

Any questions: someone@dwellephant.com


Buy the original hand-painted pages from my pretty good book, MISSING THE BOAT.

In case you missed the Fact Train, I hand-painted all but two pages of this 80+page beast. Old school, like the
cave-gents from Lascaux. And in case you hadn't noticed, our publisher lacks a proper advertising/promotional budget. So, in order from me to participate in the American Dream that is bill-paying, I need to sell these pages
for legitimate currency.

Each page bears the original crop marks, and lacks all the ugly distractions, like word-bubbles and dividers.
Each page also measures 7.75" x 11", and is made with acrylic paint, ink, and colored pencil on 2-ply illustration board.

Don't see the page you want? Email me!



PAGE 01
...in which our
story begins.
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PAGE 34
...in which we meet
my favorite character.
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PAGE 41
...in which we see
some physical comedy.
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PAGE 53
...in which an answer
is given sternly.
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PAGE 76
...in which
something is said.
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PAGE 76
...in which the women
of every species weep.
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PAGE 79
...in which we see the insane
Churamane birth process.
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PAGE 86
...in which kissing
leads to disaster. As always.
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