Note to English teachers and Grammar nerds: I'm well aware the titles should be written as "(insert name here) and I." You just need to learn to embrace my poetic license.
| A wise idiot once said, "If you put it out into the world, it will come true." And so, in February of 2004, a then-girlfriendless me decided to count down the 13 days leading up to Valentine's Day by putting out into the world some potential pairings for myself. Sadly, not a single one of them came true. Note to English teachers and Grammar nerds: I'm well aware the titles should be written as "(insert name here) and I." You just need to learn to embrace my poetic license. |
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1. Me and Run Lola Run |
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2. Me and Drew Barrymore |
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3. Me and the Janet from Sleater-Kinney |
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4. Me and actress/director Sarah Polley |
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5. Me and the girl who worked at the Grandview Chipotle in Columbus, OH |
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6. You ever have a crush on someone because, in addition to being really cute, they drive a maroon station wagon from the 1980s? Me, too! |
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7. Me and Uma Thurman |
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8. Me and Norah Jones |
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9. Me and Amelie's Audrey Tatou |
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10. Me and early-20th century film starlet Clara Bow |
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11. Me and Suzanne Vega |
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12. Me and poet Anne Sexton |
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12. Me and poet Eve. Yes, that Eve. |
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All above images (c) dwellephant & milan zori. Since there are other people's faces in these, please contact me before doing anything foolish, like, say, printing these elsewhere. Okay? Okay. |